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Horoscope Reading June 19 - 25

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Welcome back once more, my dear readers, and to all my fellow Gravity Falls enjoyers, happy 618! Summer is officially here this week, this tuesday being the summer solstice, as well as the day we transition into Cancer season. This is a time we should all spend surrounded by friends, family, and loved ones, celebrating the home and hearth; a big family dinner or a get-together with friends might be just what the doctor ordered this week. On that note, let's take a look at what this week has in store for us! Just like every week, the altar cloth is spread out, the incense - eucalyptus this week, for its healing properties - is lit, and a few minutes are taken to clear, shuffle, and lay out the cards in their positions. The layout of the cards is such: image ID: 12 tarot cards laid out face down on an altar cloth, with the symbols of the zodiac signs overlaid on them. The signs, left to right, are: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Libra, Aquarius, Gemini, Capricorn, ...

Horoscope Reading June 12 - 18

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Hello again, my lovely readers! After almost a week straight of rain, the weather has finally cleared up; the sky is blue, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and all is right with the world. I confess that during over the past few weeks, I myself have been going through some tough stuff, but I'm happy to report that I am on the up&up. Those of you who have been with me for some time now may notice that the name on my profile, up in the left corner there, has changed; after a long period of self-questioning and feeling lost in my identity, I've finally found a name that I think fits me, and I will henceforth be going by Constance. In any case, enough about me. Onward to what this post is really about; you! As per usual, the altar cloth is spread out, a stick of incense lit - Palo Santo this week, for its divine and purificatory vibrations - and the cards cleared, shuffled, charged, and laid out for this week's reading. The layout of the cards is such: image ID: 1...

Horoscope Reading June 5 - 11

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Happy June, readers, and welcome back! I certainly hope you started the month off with a bang; I certainly did, having spent the last few days working on clearing out some bad vibes from my workplace. I'll spare you all the gory details, but suffice it to say that there was some nasty energy hanging around the store, making everyone feel icky, and with the help of Scott Cunningham, my personal witchcraft idol, I put together some magical cleaning agents, so to speak, to clear the air a bit. It seems to be working so far, to my utter delight; it's always such a gratifying feeling when one's magical initiatives go well. On that cheerful note, let's move on to what you came here for; as we are still in Gemini season, I'll continue my efforts to keep these posts informative to the best of my abilities. My usual pre-reading ritual, as explained in more detail last week, is to lay out my altar cloth, light some incense - I just finally got my hands on some peppermint ince...

Horoscope Reading May 29 - June 4

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Hello once more, my dear readers! As my last post seemed to do quite well, I'm quite excited at the prospect of - hopefully - welcoming some new recurring readers. I'm so excited to have you here with me, and I do hope you enjoy my posts enough to stick around! We are now squarely in Gemini season, a time of exploration, inquest and learning, so for the next few posts I'l be trying to make my posts a little bit more informative and educational than usual in the true curious spirit of the twins. Prior to the reading proper, the usual few minutes are taken by me to sit, spread out my altar cloth, light some incense, and clear my cards. Every witch has their own method of doing this; clearing cards, and any energetic workings, really, are highly subjective. I find it's usually best practice to play around with different methods and see what feels right for you. My method of clearing my cards is as such; I begin by shuffling the cards for a bit, then I knock on the deck onc...